It's time to meet General Dolchschmerz. He belongs to the German high command and is responsible for Operation "Orcinianus Copia". Pardon my french: This blokes an asshole.
Wilhelm Dolchschmerz (*20.04.1864)
Nickname: Blitz & Donner
Profession: General of the Deutsches Heer
Lives by the motto: The Kaiserreich will rule the world!
Favorite dish: Böhmische Knödel (Bohemian dumplings)
Famous quote: Winning a war is boring. Fighting battles is what it's all about!