Friday 22 August 2014

Elvis (8. Januar 1935 - 16. August 1977)

King of Zombie N‘ Roll – he died on the toilet with his pants down, but pulled them back up, when he started to turn. He asked his girl: “Baby let's play House“, but she just screamed and ran away. “Don’t be cruel”, he thought to himself and got on a “Mystery train” to a “Heartbreak Hotel”, down “In The Ghetto”. Zombie-Elvis tried to put on his “Blues Suede Shoes”. But just couldn’t find his left foot. “That’s all right”, he said and played some good ol’ “Jailhouse Rock”.

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