Elvis (8. Januar 1935 - 16. August 1977)
King of Zombie N‘ Roll – he died on the toilet with his pants down, but
pulled them back up, when he started to turn. He asked his girl: “Baby
let's play House“, but she just screamed and ran away. “Don’t
be cruel”, he thought to himself and got on a “Mystery train” to a
“Heartbreak Hotel”, down “In The Ghetto”. Zombie-Elvis tried to put on
his “Blues Suede Shoes”. But just couldn’t find his left foot. “That’s
all right”, he said and played some good ol’ “Jailhouse Rock”.