Friday, 26 September 2014

System Failure

When the zombie apocalypse has arrived, there will be no more internet. Thank God, you'll still be able to read Zombie International!


Friday, 5 September 2014

The king is dead, long live the king! Michael Jackson was buried on September 3. He returned as a Zombie in the early morning hours of September 5. Welcome back MICHAEL! Give us some THRILLER!
http://youtu.be/4Xm2ZnfInyE

Friday, 22 August 2014

Elvis (8. Januar 1935 - 16. August 1977)

King of Zombie N‘ Roll – he died on the toilet with his pants down, but pulled them back up, when he started to turn. He asked his girl: “Baby let's play House“, but she just screamed and ran away. “Don’t be cruel”, he thought to himself and got on a “Mystery train” to a “Heartbreak Hotel”, down “In The Ghetto”. Zombie-Elvis tried to put on his “Blues Suede Shoes”. But just couldn’t find his left foot. “That’s all right”, he said and played some good ol’ “Jailhouse Rock”.

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

„Oh Captain, my Captain.“ Legions of Zombie students humbly bow before one of the greatest actors of his generation. In deepest sorrow, ZOMBIE-INTERNATIONAL.

Thursday, 31 July 2014

Louis de Funès

Happy Birthday, Louis (* 31. Juli 1914) and R.I.P. († 27. Januar 1983). It is not a question of "The Wing or Thigh?" anymore, 'cause now Louis always favors the brain!


Saturday, 21 June 2014

The Milwaukee Cannibal


Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (May 21, 1960 – November 28, 1994), the Milwaukee Cannibal, murdered, raped and dismembered at least 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991. Dahmer performed acts of necrophilia, torture and cannibalism with his victims.  Furthermore he conserved several body parts in his fridge. Dahmer was beaten to death by a fellow inmate at the Columbia Correctional Institution.